Limgumarpsagbamkoptonklit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish deer.

Limgumarpsagbamkoptonklit created an atom eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limgumarpsagbamkoptonklit, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Limgumarpsagbamkoptonklit, he will turn you into a slug.

Limgumarpsagbamkoptonklit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Limgumarpsagbamkoptonklit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

5. Never look at nebulae.