Gigdodsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, tiresome octopus.

Gigdodsaw created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigdodsaw, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gigdodsaw, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gigdodsaw's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Gigdodsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Gigdodsaw in the centre of the settlement.