Vagsandwab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, dishonourable fairy.

Vagsandwab created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vagsandwab, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vagsandwab, she will turn you into a tree.

Vagsandwab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Vagsandwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Always obey Vagsandwab's priests.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never run near grasshopers.