Fagdossbad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, unsympathetic cat.

Fagdossbad created humankind seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagdossbad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fagdossbad, she will turn you into a mouse.

Fagdossbad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fagdossbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear stockings.

5. Never eat nuts.