Badvolman is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced deer.

Badvolman created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badvolman, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Badvolman, she will turn you into a slug.

Badvolman's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Badvolman's Holy Commandments

1. Badvolman loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not chop down trees.