Geplinfosshan Rullhangod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unthoughtful rat.

Geplinfosshan Rullhangod created the Sun eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geplinfosshan Rullhangod, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Geplinfosshan Rullhangod, she will turn you into a snail.

Geplinfosshan Rullhangod's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Geplinfosshan Rullhangod's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Geplinfosshan Rullhangod five times a day.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Geplinfosshan Rullhangod.

4. Hide from cyan goats for they are unholy.

5. Never mention capybaras.