Tancusscat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tranquil eagle.

Tancusscat created gold seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tancusscat, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tancusscat, it will not invite you to parties.

Tancusscat's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Tancusscat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Tancusscat loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Respect your elders.