Higpitxenbidladgarbug is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, egotistical ant.

Higpitxenbidladgarbug created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Higpitxenbidladgarbug, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Higpitxenbidladgarbug, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Higpitxenbidladgarbug's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Higpitxenbidladgarbug's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Higpitxenbidladgarbug.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Never paint your head blue.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.