Kipdablig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, intelligent dryad.

Kipdablig created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipdablig, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kipdablig, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Kipdablig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Kipdablig's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats in need.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.