Mabtikhot is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, caring badger.

Mabtikhot created the planet Venus seven million years ago.

If you believe in Mabtikhot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mabtikhot, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Mabtikhot's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Mabtikhot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Worship no other gods but Mabtikhot.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. You must love Mabtikhot.