Negzenqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, contented cobra.

Negzenqueeg created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Negzenqueeg, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Negzenqueeg, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Negzenqueeg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Negzenqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not listen to music.