Ligdadfub is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome cobra.

Ligdadfub created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Ligdadfub, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ligdadfub, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Ligdadfub's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Ligdadfub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Ligdadfub in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never talk about gravity.