Rillfasarp is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, contented shark.

Rillfasarp created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Rillfasarp, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rillfasarp, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Rillfasarp's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Rillfasarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never skip near manatees.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always take life seriously.