Narzogcan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, loving dugong.

Narzogcan created vertebrates seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narzogcan, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Narzogcan, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Narzogcan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Narzogcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. Narzogcan must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Run away if eight ducks approach from the south.