Hatcimgen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, confident deer.

Hatcimgen created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hatcimgen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hatcimgen, he will have a low opinion of you.

Hatcimgen's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Hatcimgen's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Retreat if six seals approach from the west.

5. Respect your elders.