Fasvogquilldavfasfiggum is a god.

He takes the form of a small, pitiless dragonfly.

Fasvogquilldavfasfiggum created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fasvogquilldavfasfiggum, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fasvogquilldavfasfiggum, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fasvogquilldavfasfiggum's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fasvogquilldavfasfiggum's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Hide from indigo geese for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Fasvogquilldavfasfiggum loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Never talk about bacteria.