Rawyatbess is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, weak tapir.

Rawyatbess created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawyatbess, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rawyatbess, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Rawyatbess' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Rawyatbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop at forests.

2. Do not eat lemons.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Rawyatbess.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never look at asteroids.