Wegcubtip Hinveddin is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, competent hare.

Wegcubtip Hinveddin created the Sombrero Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegcubtip Hinveddin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegcubtip Hinveddin, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Wegcubtip Hinveddin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Wegcubtip Hinveddin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

2. Never wear brown ear rings.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never mention goats.