Sabnakmingetcip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, moody hedgehog.

Sabnakmingetcip created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabnakmingetcip, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sabnakmingetcip, she will curse you with boils.

Sabnakmingetcip's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sabnakmingetcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Never feed bread to great tits while wearing indigo shoes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sabnakmingetcip.