Moncapvag is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane rat.

Moncapvag created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Moncapvag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Moncapvag, she will be very unhappy.

Moncapvag's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Moncapvag's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always wear blue.