Negwanbod is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, compassionate swallow.

Negwanbod created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Negwanbod, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Negwanbod, he will destroy your home solar system.

Negwanbod's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Negwanbod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after great tits.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Worship no other gods but Negwanbod.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. Do not wear blue clothing.