Himbonkgengamfabqueegtanvan is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, pitiless dolphin.

Himbonkgengamfabqueegtanvan created a charm quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Himbonkgengamfabqueegtanvan, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Himbonkgengamfabqueegtanvan, it will turn you into a sheep.

Himbonkgengamfabqueegtanvan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Himbonkgengamfabqueegtanvan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

3. You must pray to Himbonkgengamfabqueegtanvan three times a day.

4. Never think about gravity near snails while wearing gray boots and balancing nine silver spheres on your face.

5. Do not kill shrews.