Rillbugril is a god.
He takes the form of a large, compassionate
dove.
Rillbugril created the planet Venus four years ago.
If you believe in
Rillbugril, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Rillbugril, he will destroy your home galaxy.
Rillbugril's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Rillbugril's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to music.
2. Put Rillbugril first in all things.
3. Run away from brown turtles, for they are unholy.
4. Never wear trousers.
5. Pray towards the south.