Gembaphit Japmoblik Gadqueegzak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, wise parrot.

Gembaphit Japmoblik Gadqueegzak created the Virgo Supercluster two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gembaphit Japmoblik Gadqueegzak, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gembaphit Japmoblik Gadqueegzak, she will turn you into a plant.

Gembaphit Japmoblik Gadqueegzak's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Gembaphit Japmoblik Gadqueegzak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gembaphit Japmoblik Gadqueegzak.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.