Rul is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, uncaring penguin.

Rul created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rul, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rul, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rul's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rul's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear brown.

2. Run away if five gulls approach from the east.

3. Do not speak about wheat.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never go into violet rooms.