Fasnullfet is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless dugong.

Fasnullfet created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasnullfet, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fasnullfet, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fasnullfet's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Fasnullfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.