Gepmitwod is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, fast dove.

Gepmitwod created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gepmitwod, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gepmitwod, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Gepmitwod's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Gepmitwod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Gepmitwod on top of important buildings.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

4. Always help great tits in need.

5. Never hurt aardvarks.
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