Himdibvon is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, dishonest bee.

Himdibvon created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himdibvon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himdibvon, she will throw large rocks at you.

Himdibvon's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Himdibvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Himdibvon's priests.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Himdibvon loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Never run in the presence of swans.