Rowfedfodtit is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring crocodile.

Rowfedfodtit created an electron two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowfedfodtit, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rowfedfodtit, she will boil you in a big pot.

Rowfedfodtit's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Rowfedfodtit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat melons.

2. Do not hurt whales.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rowfedfodtit.

5. Do not stand on grass.