Nursanfemkikarf is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient
wasp.
Nursanfemkikarf created carbon six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nursanfemkikarf, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Nursanfemkikarf, it will refuse to believe in you.
Nursanfemkikarf's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.
Nursanfemkikarf's Holy Commandments1. Pray towards the west.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Do not make images of living things.