Cussdudnan is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, almighty wolf.

Cussdudnan created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cussdudnan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cussdudnan, it will turn you into a slug.

Cussdudnan's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cussdudnan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about dwarf planets.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. Do not cook food in pots.