Dotdavfob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, strong monkey.

Dotdavfob created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotdavfob, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dotdavfob, he will torture you forever.

Dotdavfob's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dotdavfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing red ear rings and balancing eight platinum spheres on your chest.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to hamsters while wearing magenta shoes.

5. Never bounce near voles.