Flatcidsak is a god.

She takes the form of a small, caring manatee.

Flatcidsak created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatcidsak, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flatcidsak, she will be mildly annoyed.

Flatcidsak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Flatcidsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not drink alcohol.
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