Fodgabhasdapminhug Inghimrow is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, merciless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Fodgabhasdapminhug Inghimrow created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fodgabhasdapminhug Inghimrow, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fodgabhasdapminhug Inghimrow, it will curse you with boils.

Fodgabhasdapminhug Inghimrow's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Fodgabhasdapminhug Inghimrow's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four nickel sculptures of Fodgabhasdapminhug Inghimrow on top of important buildings.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Always stare at clouds.