Rullfoning is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, egotistical
spider.
Rullfoning created humanity nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Rullfoning, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Rullfoning, she will be very unhappy.
Rullfoning's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Rullfoning's Holy Commandments1. Always treat seals with great respect.
2. Do not drink water in orange rooms.
3. Never go into cyan rooms.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.