Somruttsis is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, vain cat.

Somruttsis created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Somruttsis, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Somruttsis, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Somruttsis' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Somruttsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Hide if six mites approach from the north.

4. Run away if three foxes approach from the east.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
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