Wab is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, staggering wasp.

Wab created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wab, she will be very unhappy.

Wab's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Wab's Holy Commandments

1. Wab loves voles, so they must be respected.

2. Always treat geese with great respect.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.
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