Fedqueegmip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, benevolent crocodile.

Fedqueegmip created the Sunflower Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedqueegmip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fedqueegmip, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fedqueegmip's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fedqueegmip's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six doves approach from the south.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Always look after injured sheep.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedqueegmip.