Liddutarn is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful scorpion.

Liddutarn created water three million years ago.

If you believe in Liddutarn, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Liddutarn, he will laugh at you.

Liddutarn's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Liddutarn's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Liddutarn in the centre of the settlement.