Nuttnullarn is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, two-faced
dove.
Nuttnullarn created oxygen eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttnullarn, she will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Nuttnullarn, she will turn you into a plant.
Nuttnullarn's most sacred site is Wukan in China.
Nuttnullarn's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snakes.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nuttnullarn.
4. Never talk about special relativity near monkeys while wearing turquoise dresses.
5. Never leap near nematodes.