Pongilbast is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent giraffe.

Pongilbast created an atom seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pongilbast, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pongilbast, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pongilbast's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Pongilbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of bananas to great tits while wearing cyan tights.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Do not take Pongilbast's name in vain.