Monwitartditvanbest is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil penguin.

Monwitartditvanbest created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Monwitartditvanbest, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Monwitartditvanbest, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Monwitartditvanbest's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Monwitartditvanbest's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from indigo otters, for they are unholy.

2. You must love Monwitartditvanbest.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Monwitartditvanbest.

5. Monwitartditvanbest loves doves, so they must be honoured.