Banlundodcin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced rat.

Banlundodcin created an electron six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banlundodcin, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Banlundodcin, it will boil you in a big pot.

Banlundodcin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Banlundodcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Never mention squirrels.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.