Rankemvag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish fly.

Rankemvag created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Rankemvag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rankemvag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rankemvag's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Rankemvag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Rankemvag on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.