Tagdogcumdid Piglenbid is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, two-faced grasshopper.

Tagdogcumdid Piglenbid created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagdogcumdid Piglenbid, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tagdogcumdid Piglenbid, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tagdogcumdid Piglenbid's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tagdogcumdid Piglenbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not take Tagdogcumdid Piglenbid's name in vain.

5. Never eat bark.