Hitgamgun is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, grumpy giraffe.

Hitgamgun created the Sol system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hitgamgun, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hitgamgun, he will remove you from existence.

Hitgamgun's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hitgamgun's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.