Guthitdut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, loving human.

Guthitdut created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Guthitdut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Guthitdut, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Guthitdut's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Guthitdut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never talk about bacteria.