Godgudzimsand is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, caring unicorn.

Godgudzimsand created the planet Earth nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Godgudzimsand, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Godgudzimsand, he will destroy your home solar system.

Godgudzimsand's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Godgudzimsand's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never talk about snakes.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godgudzimsand.

4. Never write about fluid mechanics.

5. Never talk about black holes.