Boppopapp is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous bat.

Boppopapp created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boppopapp, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Boppopapp, she will turn you into a puffin.

Boppopapp's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Boppopapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to horses while wearing kilts.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not hurt squirrels.

5. Never eat bark.