Nibmabdab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, annoying elephant.

Nibmabdab created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibmabdab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nibmabdab, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nibmabdab's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Nibmabdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.