Tagcendud is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, confident octopus.

Tagcendud created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagcendud, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tagcendud, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tagcendud's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tagcendud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five hamsters approach from the north.

2. Put Tagcendud first in all things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Feed all hungry cats.

5. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.